Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
A: One with no spooks in it.
Q: Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
A: Penny-farthing.
Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.
Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
Q: What did the bicycle call its dad?
A: Pop-cycle
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
O: What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?
A: Bike carbonate of soda !
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Q: Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?
A: Sir Francis Brake !
Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?
A: Bicycle petals !
Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
A: They tend to lose their balance.
Q. Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?
A. It was a vicious cycle.
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