23 Jul 2013

Mother of all Bike PJs : )

Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle? 
A: One with no spooks in it.

Q: Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? 
A: Penny-farthing.

Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? 
A: The road.

Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.

Q: What did the bicycle call its dad?
A: Pop-cycle

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

O: What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?
A: Bike carbonate of soda !

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. 

Q: Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?
A: Sir Francis Brake !

Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?
A: Bicycle petals !

Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? 

A: She has a pumpkin for a coach! 

Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles? 

A: They tend to lose their balance. 

Q. Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off?
A. It was a vicious cycle.

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